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[ludomania]

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Felipe Asztalos, 37

I'm sorry I missed you.

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[unconscionable]

Doing top-notch work here, Felipe. Well, I'm fully booked out with being tortured right now, so as her friend, I'm putting you in charge of the party. Thanks, mate, owe you one.

[ludomania]

[ that's too much responsibility. ]

The last I heard she was also dating House.

[unconscionable]

Great idea, collab with her boyfriend. You've got this.

[ludomania]

With House?

[ ???????don't think so. ]

I still don't understand it. How did you get her?

[unconscionable]

You don't see the appeal? I seem to remember you making plans to keep me plugged up in your bed all winter.

[ludomania]

[ don't even start with that. ]

I was fucked up back then.

You're both too old for her. And I saw the chicken.

[unconscionable]

What have you got against Bertie Twoster!

[ludomania]

[ you deserve to be tortured. ]

... Will you be okay?

[unconscionable]

In the wake of your cruel rejection? Yeah, I'll recover. Are you going to be able to handle this party or do I have to ask Wanda?

[ludomania]

Are you going to tell her the real reason why it can't be you?

[unconscionable]

Lottie knows where I am.

If you like her, stop acting like a jealous prick and take it up with her.

[ludomania]

Who's jealous?

[unconscionable]

You heard me.

[ludomania]

There's going to be a party because I'm her best friend. You got nothing to do with it.

[ stop telling him what to do. jesus. he doesn't handle it well. ]

[unconscionable]

But you don't think I'm good enough for her.

[ludomania]

No offense, but I think you're a little crazy.

[unconscionable]

[ Offense very much taken. ]

Is that it? That's why you don't like me?

[ A sensation like soft, cracked laughter, not exactly proving Felipe wrong. ]

Christ, you're so pretty but you're so boring.

[ludomania]

Oh, you called me to be bored?

I know you're going to hurt her in the end. Whether you mean it or not.

[ listen, he knows a fuckboy when he sees one. ]

[unconscionable]

[ Felipe means 'break her heart' but this hits John in the unstable 'killed my ex' places. ]

I won't. I won't ever. I know how to be good to the people I care about, you presumptuous fuck.

[ludomania]

[ a hit dog will holler. ]

Good. Then there's nothing to worry about, is there?

Fuck off, John.