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Felipe Asztalos, 37

I'm sorry I missed you.

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[ludomania]

[ so Lottie gets foreplay and she isn't made uncomfortable with creepy late night texts? well, Felipe gets it. she's his bff. ]

You didn't know when it was?

[unconscionable]

[ Lottie is special!!! ]

No. Is it even important? Should I be asking people when their birthdays are?

[ludomania]

Probably if you're dating them.

[ do you even remember how to human, John? ]

[unconscionable]

It's just a casual thing.

[ludomania]

Yeah, sounds pretty casual.

Don't hurt her.

[unconscionable]

I wasn't planning on it! We spoke and agreed it was just a casual sex thing.

[ Yeah, how many dates ago? ]

What's got you all protective of this girl you barely know? Feeling brotherly?

[ludomania]

[ he's just like that around pretty girls. and maybe Quentin. ]

She's my best friend, lives next door.

Can't do an impression to save her life, but she's hilarious.

[unconscionable]

"Best friend". So you wouldn't hit that, if you could?

[ludomania]

[ he got her permission to call her that! ]

I wouldn't.

[ he absolutely would. ]

[unconscionable]

Really? The hottest girl in the town?

Shame, we could have had a threesome.

[ludomania]

[ fuck, it's a tempting idea, but – remember your training, Felipe. ]

She told me you'd try that.

[unconscionable]

Did she. And she said you should turn me down? Mate.

[ludomania]

No, but tempting me with it is a distraction tactic.

[unconscionable]

A distraction from what?

[ludomania]

Her birthday and the amazing party you're going to throw for her.

[unconscionable]

I see.

And when's her birthday?

[ludomania]

It was before the dinner.

[unconscionable]

Doing top-notch work here, Felipe. Well, I'm fully booked out with being tortured right now, so as her friend, I'm putting you in charge of the party. Thanks, mate, owe you one.

[ludomania]

[ that's too much responsibility. ]

The last I heard she was also dating House.

[unconscionable]

Great idea, collab with her boyfriend. You've got this.

[ludomania]

With House?

[ ???????don't think so. ]

I still don't understand it. How did you get her?

[unconscionable]

You don't see the appeal? I seem to remember you making plans to keep me plugged up in your bed all winter.

[ludomania]

[ don't even start with that. ]

I was fucked up back then.

You're both too old for her. And I saw the chicken.

[unconscionable]

What have you got against Bertie Twoster!

[ludomania]

[ you deserve to be tortured. ]

... Will you be okay?